Teacher to Pappu - What is the latest version of JAVA ?
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Pappu - Mar "JAVA",
Mit "JAVA",
Lut "JAVA",
Ishq me dil kya jaan bhi,
naam tere kar "JAVA"...!!




Choosing career is like
choosing wife from 10 girlfriends,
Even you pick the most Sweet, smart & intelligent girl,
There is still pain of loosing 9...!!



Boy : Mom, ye 'GIRL FRIEND' kya hoti hai?
Mom : Jab tum bade hoke acchhe ladke ban jaoge to
tumhe bhi ek milegi.
Boy : Agar acchha ladka na bana to ?
Mom : To fir BAHUT milegi...!!



SLAM BOOK OF SANTA...........

Strength : My wife
Weakness : BANTA'S wife
Opportunity : When BANTA is on tour
Threat : When I am on tour...!!



In aankho se sapne churaya na karo,
Hamari Dosti ko tum aajmaya na karo,
Tumhare 1 SMS ke badle 100 call kar du,
Bas tum phone uthaya na karo...!!



Santa Railway Bridge ke niche se gujar raha tha,
Achanak Bridge se train gujarne lagi,
Santa fatak se niche Jhook gaya.
Puchho kyo ?
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.Kyon ki train Jhook - Jhook kar rahi thi...!!